Coral puns

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

paulsgroovypalace:

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

barbieprivilege:

lux sirenbyparishilton showed me this please watch it

strawberry fields 5ever

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

smartgirlsattheparty:

unatheblade:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Mind. Blown.

This woman is amazing. 

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

banji-realness:

  1. skeetshoot said: my aspiration in life… is… to be purring

Mama said, “Meow meow mew meow, mew meow meow mew, IS ALL THAT MATTERS”

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